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Clamping

When a man crosses his legs with penis and testicles in between and squeezes extremely violently and shaking.

You should really try clamping.”

“I was clamping so hard last night!”

by Lolyouresofunny March 13, 2024


Clamped off

To be annoyed or disgusted by something.

Similar to “pissed off” but less so.

I dropped my phone in toilet! I’m so clamped off!!

It really clamps me off when Eric leaves his clothes in the dryer.

by Jarface67 April 22, 2024


juicy clamp

When you're barbecuing and your tongs get overly juicy.

"Wow, you've got some juicy clamps there."

by MatthiasLion September 29, 2017


mushroom clamp

A clingy cock hungry slut who's personal hygiene is comparable to that of a tree-dwelling hippy.

I hooked up with this chick last week but she stunk so bad. That mushroom clamp won't give up on trying to fuck but I just can't get past the filth.

by BigDerty April 20, 2016


clamping the cooch

a man putting the labia majora together to pleasure female.

The student-athlete was clamping the cooch on his housewife.

by Coop Dupe June 9, 2018


Shoulder clamp

What happens when you're too wasted to stand on your own two feet, but you have to walk back home or to the car

He had a few too many Moscow Mules at the bar last night, so he shoulder clamped on me as we left

by AnubisAscended March 23, 2019


Canine Clamp Legs

A dog's legs when a dog is about to be handled when the dog is at a resting position, this is likely due to the fact that the shortening of limbs is associated with protection and harm-prevention, like when a human crouches and protects their body from impact by covering their front side with their knees and their elbows in a crouching position.

I saw that canine clamp legs again, always ticks me off wondering how in the world that dawg gone do in the hou, always clamping, always timid to show its pride, dang, that canine clamp legs really got me to wonder how he in that position anyway.

by Urbane and Dictive October 20, 2022