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To open, lift tab here. Pour into bowl. Mix well.
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One must find a handicapped person that wants to get up stairs so when they ride the electronic lift, you perform various sexual acts with them including anal and reverse cowgirl. This is the opposite of a tobogan but you stick your dick up their ass and ride them up, not down.
This dirty wheel chair slut made me give her a ski lift while going up to the 18th floor.
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I was able to lift the skirt on this outrageous subterfuge.
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vertical takeoff; smoke a ton of weed
Prepare for lift off!
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Originated in Sonoma, Ca, The Noma-Lift is the act of running or sneaking up behind an unsuspecting male victim, and violently executing an upper-cut between the victims legs causing him to be lifted by his gooch/undercarriage and cause mild to severe pain to the gooch area of said victim.
This can also be done with two accomplices, where one acts as if he is wants to talk to the victim to position said victim, then the other accomplice executes the upper-cut and the accomplice from the front locks hands to help elevate the victim higher, where then they violently shake up and down to pulverize the victims undercarriage and cause maximum pain, ending with dropping the victim to the ground from significant height to ensure maximum embarrassment.
Yesterday a lunch I gave Andy a Noma-Lift for stealing my sandwich.
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An advanced hydraulic system for lifting your obese girlfriend
Let me get the lift kit because we about done-n-dash baby!
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