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The name a bunch of white boy gave me (Journey, the bestest person ever) because I'm so cool
Also because they're in denial of being into me and lowkey wanna call me mommy without being weird.
P.S. ILY Will <3
Will, Trent, Kade, etc.: Wassup Momma J!
Me: ...hi.
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A slang term for the wordGonarch/word.
I was almost killed by Big Momma.
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Pronounced 'yer momma'
1:Slang for your and momma (mother) - usu. 'yo momma' followed by an exclamation point. Generally spoken by rednecks and other people from the southern American states. Known for its black origin, (yo momma), yer momma is mainly used as a somewhat humiliating defensive last resort during an argument. Often, the speaker uses yer momma immediatly after realizing he or she has lost (or is losing) an argument, thereby communicating to the listener that (the listener) has won the argument, and that the speaker isn't about to openly admit it. Once spoken, having been confirmed of their victory, the listener is to (hopefully) sympathetically change the subject or shut up altogether. This, however, almost always fails, resulting in an all-out verbal attack between both parties, targeting each other's momma, daddy, and sometimes granny, (who is generally referred to as being obscenely bald).
2. Something a redneck says to a child when referring to the child's mother.
3. A phrase used by a male, spoken repetitively to his wife and/or girlfriend over and over as a response to everything she says. It is usually brought on by the guy's sick, irresistable urge to drive her to the brink of insanity, thereby causing her to punch him in the arm.
4. A phrase that can be fun to add to sentences that, in the end, belittle and insult the listener's mother in a joking manner.
1) Person #2: "...and that's the PROOF RIGHT THERE that I win the argument!"
Speaker: "....well, YER MOMMA!"
Person #2: "Wotchoo say about my momma?! YO DADDY!"
2) Go tell yer momma ta' git me a beer.
3) Wife/girlfriend: "Stop it, damnit!"
Male: "Yer momma!"
Wife/girlfriend: "SHUT UP!"
Male: "Yer momma!"
Wife/girlfriend: "If you don't SHUT UP, your going to get it!"
Male: "Ooooooh! Yer momma!"
*Wife/girlfriend punches him in the arm*
4) Guy on XBox Live: "OH MY GOD, that was SO FREAKING AWESOME!"
Speaker: "Yeah, that's what yer momma was saying to me last night. Giggity giggity!"
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A Momma Bird put simply is when a female, (or in some circumstances a gay male) performs oral sex on the male partner until he reaches orgasm, saving the ejaculation excretion in a cavity of the mouth. Then after several passing moments kisses the unaware male partner and ever so gracefully injects the excretion into his mouth.
Before Jill broke up with Austin, she bid him farewell with one last meal, and gave him a Momma Bird. That shit was dope.
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Dead beat mothers, of all these crackers babies born out of wedlock, thus are now being supported by tax dollars of all working people.
There is a misconception that all black people on welfare, but Statistics show that there are more White bitches on welfare than any other race.
This just shows and proves the ignorance of honkeys once again.
Myth: People on welfare are usually black, teenage mothers who stay on ten years at a time.
Fact: Most welfare recipients are non-black, adult and on welfare less than two years at a time.
According to the Census->
65% are white
17% are Latino
13% are black
Other sources
39% white recipients
38% black
17% Hispanic
bottom line:
Accept is the Fact that there are More whites on on welfare thus more whites benefit from the American tax dollars than any other race Period.
They also get more SSI checks too.
:-)
welfare recipients baby momma's Myth
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1.) A woman who has children
2.) A woman who has babies and no daddy around for the babies
1.) Angelina Jolie is a hot baby momma.
2.) Octomom is a dumb ass baby momma.
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