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The state of being so intoxicated from consuming the notorious beverage favored by slutty college chicks, four loko that you don't recall anything from the night not videotaped, and you wake up face down on the floor.
Joe got so floor loko'd at boo bash on halloween, he had to be carried home by AJ
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The invisible layer of scum found on all floors and items that have come in contact with a floor. Often contains multiple germs, diseases and other infectious organisms. If you come into contact with floor juice you should remove your hands and consult your doctor.
To lick ones shoes is to taste the floor juice, innit.
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The act of defecating or farting to make room for more food
see also, raise the ceiling
That meal was so big I had to lower the floor halfway through.
He eats so much because he stops to lower the floor during every meal.
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Is she a natural blonde? I don't know,she had hardwood floors.
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Food that has fallen to the floor that you pick up and eat anyway
Chase was making a ham sandwich in the kitchen one sunny afternoon. Clumsily, he dropped a slice of ham on the floor, but picked it up remembering the 3-second rule, exclaiming "floor sample!". His mother shuddered with disgust.
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Emptied bowels that happen to have fallen to the floor.
Karen left the party at 6am, but not before she left a floor mess.
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The person that sits on the floor out of instinct directly after you do. This is usually done when smoking weed with a group of friends, in order to make handing you the bong or blunt less difficult.
Guy: "There's too many people on this couch I'm moving to the floor. I need a floor buddy."
Girl: *slides out of her seat & repositions herself onto the floor directly after*
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