Pissing Match

Engaging in an argument that really has no point or merit. It is clear that nobody can win the argument, so it becomes a "Pissing Match"... To resolve a Pissing Match requires two simple items. 1.) A Balloon and 2.) Urine... Simply fill the balloon with urine as you would an ordinary water balloon. Wait for the person that you are in the pissing match with to get distracted, and then when they least expect it, throw the Urine balloon at the ceiling above their head. This will result in a rain storm of piss and should arguably put an end to your Pissing Match!

The other day, my mom and I got into this pissing match. I found it to be senseless and the argument really had no merit on either end. So I filled up a balloon with my piss and threw it at the ceiling. You should have seen her face when she was suddenly drenched in pee!!! I win!

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Match Factory

n. Title of a person, though typically limited to females, who has smoked long enough to leave the permenant odor of cigarettes on their lips and personal belongings.

Marla Singer in Fight Club was one hell of a match factory.

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down to match

To go smoke weed

You down to match?

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Match in the patch

When a friend or a coworker who you are normally friendly with pisses you off and you decide to fight them at a predetermined location.

Brian and Blaine decided to have there match in the patch at the office parking lot after Blaine slept with Brian's main piece.

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eHarmony match

When two ugly people are together, and no one can understand how either could be attracted to the other.

person1: Dude, how did those two hook up? They're both so hideous.
person2: I know, they're such an eHarmony match.

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shooting match

Your entire efforts to achieve a goal through an inter-related, and sometimes complex, series of tasks. Usually preceded by the word "whole" as in "the whole shooting match"; alternatively "the whole shootin' match"

When Johnny got caught cheating on his wife - he lost the whole shooting match.
game project enterprise

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mitch match

On April 30, 2019 you will wear different types of clothes or just in general Mitch match if you real one

If you don’t mitch match then you a bitch “ it’s mitch match”

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