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It was one giant orgy went matt was munching box on the couch
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Going down on a pussy only to find out to late that it hasn't been washed from night before
I had a right sick munch this morning, I went down on my girlfriend, she didn't tell me she hadn't cleaned the mingling thing, I threw up on her muff
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muhnch muh-kan-iks
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1. routine or basic methods of a person who consistently repeats the same mistake more than once or makes completely irrational decisions without warning or reason.
2. the process of making ill-advised, wasteful financial decisions to reach an unrealistic or unobtainable goal.
3. the actions of an individual who rationalizes ideas regarding Asian minors whilst under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.
"Goran Bunch" recently received his paycheck. Displaying typical munch mechanics, he resolved to spend it entirely on a European satchel, hard liquor, something with rhinestones, and an over-priced gift for an Asian minor (in the hopes of receiving sexual gratification.) Later that night he recalled his countless stupid decisions, but, for some reason, repeated the same actions during the following pay-period. munch mechanics
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Someone who accepts living on a couch
Bella: Jack is a couch munch!
Jack: I love couches!
someone who likes to eat hairy pussy. They enjoy the taste of eating a hairy muff.
Steve is a little rug munch isn't he
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To engage in cunnilingus (a play on the word "lunch box")
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To eat a hairy pussy - to eat a shaved pussy it would be to "polish the floorboads"
do you prefer to polish the floorboards or carpet munching?
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