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A strong, passionate, Kiss.
"He put a mean "lip-lock" on 'er, that wouldn't let go."
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A heavy gauge metal lock used primarily for securing bicycles. The U-lock gets it's name from a 'U' shaped metal rod that has cutouts at each end to fit into a horizontal locking bar. This is considered to be one of the best bicycle locks.
My bike U-lock is heavy, but at least my bike won't get stolen.
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Inability to shift from a given mindset
I was in this really interesting discussion on Facebook but then the other guy got a paradigm lock
The action by which a man accidentally zips his penis into his zipper.
Damn, I tried to zip up quick after I took a piss but nobb locked my self....I think Im bleeding!
(A slang term used in Magic: the Gathering.)
When an opponent takes control over one of your creatures or planeswalkers, but they cannot use/activate effects because the opponents deck is built around a different colour of mana.
Player 1: "I took control of your Moorland Inquisitor with my Mind Flayer!"
Player 2: "Yes, but you can't use his ability because he is region locked."
While driving, the act of locking the widows just prior to cutting ass as to allow your fellow riders to enjoy all that is your stench.
Shortly after the chili and eggs had properly mixed with last nights beer, I felt the familiar rumble in my lower intestine. The poor bastards I was with were getting ready to taste my stench. It was time to lock and unload.
When you try to open the car door just as someone is unlocking it and the door remains locked for you. Leaving the other person(s) to get in comfortably while you stand in the cold with the driver shouting "It should be unlocked now!"
1: Get in the car!
2: Its still locked...
1: There, now.
2:Thanks. Sorry for jump-locking!