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one direction

a "famous" pop band that has an ironic name since they all went in separate directions

dude are you listening to one direction how gay are you

by crankymuppet November 26, 2018

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


One Direction

a uk group consisting of the harry, louis, liam and niall. zayn used to be there to, but he left and then became irrelevant. they have all made it big as solo artists and their fan base is very much still alive. despite what all the crackheads at your school say.

crackhead: bruh, one direction suuckks.

pothead: dudeee, i know! i prefer listening to β€˜i lost my trap phone’ and β€˜bitches and hoes!”
crackhead: yeah man, none of that gay shit.
me: you call one direction all that shit, when two act gayer than if jeffree star and james charles had baby.

by maleficent September 30, 2018

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


One Direction Errection

A love from a male towards one direction which causes them to have an one direction errection.

guy: OMG guys! I'm having an one direction errection!

by Oo_Lala April 6, 2012

83πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


One Direction Stan

A really cool person with an amazing taste in music who is in love with 5 of the best humans in the world.

Person 1: I'm a one direction stan
Person2: Oh my god thats so cool let's be best friends

by harryscoucounut April 17, 2021


dirty one direction

when five boys gather in a circle a round a purple poka dot dildo. They then proceed to twerk to what makes you beautiful and then fart in each others faces.

me and the boys pulled a dirty one direction last night

by dirty one direction May 10, 2020


One Direction Infection

An obsession with the boy band One Direction (aka the parasitic offspring of Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus). Symptoms include sexual frustrations, a massive drop in IQ, and the inability to think, speek or type coherently. If your daughter or someone close to you acquires this illness, the only form of treatment is to tie this person to a chair, throw this chair into a large vat of salt and holy water, and play Metallica nonstop an at maximum volume through headphones duct-taped to their heads. If that doesn't work, murder is the only solution.

"Omqqq, I luv one DirEction! I think I have a one direction iNfection! <3 Harry styles and that Nialler, hot damn! ;)"

"AAAHHH! KILL IT!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!'"

by EdanP February 4, 2013

298πŸ‘ 166πŸ‘Ž


one direction concert

A place where fans meet up at an arena or stadium and listen to one direction (the best boyband ever) live..usually the concert consists of 80% fans and 20% carrots.at the concert you should expect twitter questions, lyric changes, falling , them eating on stage, and them being chased by security.

I went to a one direction concert on june 28,2013 and im now having post concert depression

by jenna horan April 16, 2014

30πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž