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textstraining order

A textstraining order is similar to a restraining order that you apply for when you're having a disagreement with friends, enemies or your significant other. Although it covers only text messaging, it means that they are prohibited from sending you texts for the duration of the textstraining order. This usually occurs after a textmestic.

Jane showed me some texts that John sent her during a textmestic they were having. They were so bad that she applied for a textstraining order. That ought to keep his thumbs idle for a while.

by Matt638 January 11, 2009


Law-and-ordering

When 2 or more people are walking/sauntering side by side across a hallway or walkway, impeding the progress of those around them.

I crossed the street to avoid the group of people law-and-ordering the sidewalk.

We walked single file down the busy street, as to not law and order the sidewalk.

by Hufflepriest February 1, 2019


Cuteness order

#1 panda
#2 cat
#3 puppies
#4 red panda
#5 snakes
#6 other cute animals

cuteness order is never wrong

by mona panda (asthma) May 4, 2021


Pre-order

The act of purchasing access to someone who is almost of age. Only allowable if age is greater than 17 and a half.

I just pre-ordered this egirl on VRChat! She’s turning 18 next month!

by SwiftlySwifty February 5, 2023

3👍 2👎


Awesomological order

The arrangement of things in order from the most awesome to the least awesome.

When the four brothers are sorted chronologically, Graham comes before Ian, but when placed in awesomological order, Ian comes first.

by Grahambini August 2, 2012


tempological order

Classifying a playlist list of songs or performance music files by increasing speed or tempo. Putting a list of songs in order from slowest to fastest.

"We can't just play these songs in tempological order, we have to mix it up for the dancers!"

by KillerBsax April 18, 2018


Rainbotic Order

When colors are arraganed in the same manor as the rainbow

Person 1: Look at that painting!!
Person 2: Ya dude it's in rainbotic order
Person 3: Righteous Yo!!!

by Rebel Rednecks Rock June 10, 2011