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get your head out of your ass

If someone tells you to "Get your head out of your ass," it means that you have to start paying more attention to what's going on around you. It could also mean that you have to stop being so consumed with yourself, and your own well being, stop being so conceited.

John: I am so good at painting, I must be like Michelangelo!

Matt: Get your head out of your ass, John!

Jack: (Runs into someone at store, cause he's texting)

Man: Get your head out of your ass, and start paying more attention!

by cowboymatt1 October 24, 2014

360๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


Get Your Thumb Out of Your Ass

...And help, you lazy fuck!

Getting your thumb out of your ass means to stop wasting time doing nothing when you've got shit to do.

"Ugh, I hate English. It's so boring!"
"Yeah, well this is a Group Project, so you're not the only one one whose neck is on the line. So get your thumb out of your ass and help, you lazy fuck!"

by A Lazy Fuck May 1, 2010

46๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pull your head out of your ass

Stop ignoring the problems around you

Pull your head out of your ass and start doing something about obvious problems you are responsible for, you ingrate!

by krg August 21, 2007

191๐Ÿ‘ 53๐Ÿ‘Ž


pulled a wild hare out of my ass

Miraculously getting the motivation to accomplish something difficult and actually pulling it off in the last minute.
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A combination of the phrases "pull it out of my ass" (i.e. doing something difficult in the last minute) and "got a wild hare up my ass" (i.e. unexpectedly having motivation to do something).

I pulled a wild hare out of my ass and wrote my 10 page report starting at 3am the night before it was due.

by Gypsy Scotty March 1, 2011

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pull your head out of your ass

Something you say to someone when they need to stop procrastinating and/or willfully ignoring problems around them that need to be solved. When someone is willfully slacking off, this is a great term to use.

When someone has their head in their ass, it means they're intentionally avoiding the subject of problems that need to be fixed, or they're intentionally making themselves ignorant of a problem. People do this because they think the problem may just disappear, but it never will, that's just life. You have to confront your troubles, not ignore them.

Mom: Jake, how's homework and school going?

Jake: I don't know I'm just taking a nap

Mom: It's 10PM, have you even started today's homework?!?

Jake: No mom it's fine

Mom: NO Jake, it's not fine, Pull your head out of your ass and get to work, or else you're gonna end up being a failure and a drug addict just like your disowned half brother!

Jake: FINE Mom!

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 22, 2020

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hang my ass out da window

to behave in a grossly irresponsible fashion.

to party excessively.

also, a crazy person. Possibly an annoying person. Someone who is out there and walks the social fringe without grace.

Virkram: What was up with you last night at the tennis club end of season closing party? You drank solidly for over 3 hours and last time i saw you you were dressed in only sweat bands and dancing with a cucumber sandwich.

Rajesh: I've never been like that before. I was so happy i just had to hang my ass out da window a little last night!

by hussaincurrimbhoy December 29, 2011


Digging Her Panities Out of Her Ass

A person who is not clean. A person that has a crack so nasty, their underwear sticks inside their crack, they they have to keep pulling and tugging at the bottom of their underwear to keep it out of their crack.

With all the money in the the 2010 election and the lies about her radical views on second amendment remidies for gun play against people that vote against them, Nevada Republican Senate canidate Sharon Angle is "Digging Her Panities Out of Her Ass" to show he as actually clean, when we all see how nasty she actuallty as is.

by gammarock November 1, 2010

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