awesome bbq dad and fun to beat up.
Autunm Oxford: *slaps*
Person 1: *slaps harder*
Autunm: meanie
A pathetic insecure excuse for a woman
Fat and ugly
Fakest thing since plastic
Can’t get her own man
Is obsessive to the core
Stalks any man who smiles at her
Dumbest person around
Can’t keep a friend or a man
Depressed about her own ugliness and black heart
Needs to do everyone a favour and slip next time she cuts herself
Is that your friend Rosa oxford?
No I hate her She is a pathetic insecure excuse for a woman I wish one of her suffering ex’s would actually do a good job of beating her and put us all out of our misery
Oxford girls are hot chicks that can steal your manz, super smart, cool, chill, and would be better than your past girlfriends
Oxford girls play the hottest sports and they got ass
A kid in Oxford who sneaks into gym class, plays sports, and goes to the weight room. Normally they are annoying. Commonly they say “Aye u goin to the weight room?”
Oh my god that senior is such a Stupid Oxford Jock.
The local mall in Buck’s County. At one point it was nice, but has gone extremely downhill in recent years. If you go there today, you will be greeted by empty shelves, dirt, extremely shady looking stores, a stand which sells vapes (and most likely worse drugs), and literal human shit on the floor.
“Do you want to go the Oxford Valley Mall?”
“No, that’s gross!”
“I just pooped in the middle of the mall!!”
A shitty school and they think they are better than they actually are. They cry if we don't have pencils but they can barely afford food to serve us. L school L Mr Ewen but the headteacher Miss Ward has BACK
Person 1: You go The Oxford Academy my lad?
Person 2: Oh yea Grant the PE Teacher always only talks to girls, What a nonce!
A nickname for Lake Orion, used by their northerly neighbor's in Oxford.
Person 1: "Hey, you wanna go somewhere to eat?"
Person 2: "Sure, but definitely not Lower Oxford."