PMS

Not just a PRE Menstrual Syndrome, but a PRE, PRESENT or POST - all year long - Menstrual Syndrome.

In need of some chocolate, Im PMSing.

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PMS

(1.) The time of month when girls get all bitchy and can't make up their mind if they love you or not. They also blame everything on you!
(2.) The lamest excuse out there for bein a bitch.
(3.) The time of month where the woman also expects you to do anything for them, and anything you say to them WILL be offensive! They will also expect you to pick up THEIR messes.

Solution: STAY AWAY AND DO SOMETHING ELSE!! Either that or slap that woman across the face and tell her to grow up and quit acting like a child. Also tell them to act like a real human being !! knock some sense into them! :D

Note: Any Thumbs down I get on this definition is going to be all women, and everyone knows it!

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pM

pm is mostly an abb for private msg

but when its pM ( with a capital M ) then it means pussy magnet.....and pussy magnett is a slang for a thing that attrackt women

a: this t shirt is a pM

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PMS

PMS, contrary to what many of the definitions on here state, actually stands for Partial Marine Survey. It refers to when a small group of boats survey a section of the ocean no larger then 5km. It generally takes place once a month and some mariners call it the most fun you can have in a boat.

Marine #1: Its PMS time!
Marine #2: Arrr! I love me PMS

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pms

Puttin up with Mens Shit

i think that explains everything that causes pms.

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PM

A discreet abbreviation for the term pussy monster (a person who is good at giving a female head, as described in the lil wayne song "Pussy Monster," used mainly to discuss your sex life in the company of others i.e. co-workers or professors.

"Oh girl my man torn my clit up last night. He's a PM for real"

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PMS

The time of month before a woman has her period. During this time the woman goes insane. She has bitch fits and mood swings all day.

Girl: Hey babe, wanna have sex tonight?
Guy: Yea, meet me at my place around 11
Girl: WTF! You are not getting near my pussy!
Guy: You just said...
Girl: Go suck your own dick
^^This girl has PMS

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