pod rape

describes the event of being raped by a pod of dolphins

dolphin: kekekeke
human:oh fuck, i'm being pod raped
dolphin 2: kekekekee
dolphin 3: KEKEKEKEEKEKEKEK

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Pod Rape

Pod Rape Is When You Are Listening To Your Ipod Or Mp3 With Both Headphones In And You Have To Give One Up To A Friend Because They Want To Listen Aswell.

Simular To BiPodding "The act of sharing an Ipod's headphones so that two people can listen at the same time, each using one headphone."

Max "WHAT YOU LISTENING TO?"

(No Responce)

Max "WHAT YOU LISTENING TO?!!"

Tim "Aqua"

Max "Oh Lemme Listen To"

Tim "Dont Pod Rape Me"

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pod caste

A.k.a. "the wired," a social stratum distinguished by the degree to which they engage in electronic practices, their smug, cliquish self-consciousness about that, and their zombie-like disconnectedness from non-electronic concerns.

I was cut-off by a member of the pod caste switching lanes while texting.

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pee pod

A port-a-potty

"Oh good, there's a pee pod along the parade route."

Pi-Pod

A state of the art, compact, portable electronic device with an LCD display, capable of carrying out complex mathematical calculations.

A calculator.

What's the area of a circle with a 5cm radius? Dammit, why didn't I upload the pi-calculator app to my ipod 5 GTi?

Don't worry, we can check the answer on my Pi-Pod.

*blows dust off calculator*

Muff Pod

A small collection of dried semen collected in a tangle of pubic hairs on or around one's ballsack. Sometimes a combination of sperm, crabs, and sweat together.

Damn, my mom caught me beatin' it, now I've got this huge muff pod yanking on my nuts cause I had no time to clean up.

Ra-pods

real airpods

oh look Sienna has ra-pods