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When you shit on a piece of toast and spread it around to look like pop tart frosting
"Did you hear about Joshua?"
"No, what happened?"
"He got dared to eat some ground beef poptarts died."
Basic petty bitter person. Salty, unhealthy, child-like
She's just a generic salty poptart
It’s smoother if your butter your poptart first
You better butter your poptart before fucking me in the asshole!
The act of oral sex on the fudge star, most commonly in an awkward setting after meeting someone on an online dating platform.
I met this chick on tinder, and she asked me for a chocolate poptart kiss
When a man pulls out and ejaculates on the outside of a menstruating vagina. Frosting on the outside, strawberry filling on the inside.
She was menstruating last night, so instead of making a mess and cuming inside her, I pulled out and gave her a strawberry poptart
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