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The make-up that is left on your clothes from a female stripper, after a close table dance or VIP lap dance.
After leaving the club, Bob noticed his jeans were covered in hoe paint from his favorite stripper Lexus.
secretions from a woman's vagina, smeared all over the sheets
" Damn woman, what the hell have you been doing in here? Pussy painting?"
When the food you pass explodes in the toilet and there is no white left to be seen
I had Mexican for dinner last night and within 2 hours I was sitting in the bathroom Painting the Porcelain. Why don't they just make toilets in brown?
Having explosive diarrhea in the handicap stall of a men's room.
I guess the hot peppers didn't agree with me I just painted the Cadillac.
Busting a monstrous load of jizz on ones back!
I back painted Molly last night after she gave me road head from the bar!
1.Someone who looks good on the outside but is worthless and is not good on the inside.
2.Something that looks valuable but isn't worth the price.
Bro don't fall for her she's painted rock. Sure she's fine and has a nice ass ,but she used up and all of maxed out most of my cards at the mall then starts flirting with my cousin and finally cheats on me with him. She had to go.
Gay as Paint is a bygone term that originally was used to describe something that had been painted in bright vivid colors (when gay meant bright, vivacious and sparkling before its association with homosexuals). Thus, to be gay as paint meant something was as "gay (bright) as paint...made it possible"
Jacqueline Onassis has been quoted using that term to describe Truman Capote. In a conversation she had with Joan Kennedy, the latter asked if Capote was gay... Jackie replied, "He's so gay, he's gay as paint." By then the term had morphed to describe flamboyant homosexuals in a tongue-in-cheek nod to the reframing of gay as a homosexual term.
"He's so gay, he is gay as paint."