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An (music) album released during the time of an pandemic.
This also applies to albums with songs/titles/covers about said pandemic.
Folklore by Taylor Swift is an pandemic album.
The time zone everyone on Earth is on due to the pandemic. All of time seems to be mushed and nobody can remember the day.
Two friends texting in late 2020:
Friend 1: "Omg I just thought it was Tuesday."
Friend 2: "It is Tuesday!"
Friend 1: "OMG haha wow. See I got confused cause I had two similar events today and yesterday."
Friend 2: "You must be stuck in Pandemic Standard Time"
Also called PST. Used to define the non-proportionality of time while self-isolating at home during the COVID-19 Pandemic.
I don't even know what day of the week it is anymore. March lasted for 6 years, April exactly 6 minutes and May 6 seconds. It's like we're following some kind of Pandemic Standard Time!
A guy you are seriously dating during a pandemic, but do not plan to have a longterm relationship with post-pandemic.
My pandemic boyfriend IS my social bubble.
We get along really well, but he's got kind of an anger issue. Still, I don't know how I'd get through this quarantine without pandemic boyfriend.
Sex received from an infected hoe, during COVID 19 containing every risk of catching, passing and possibly dying from the exposure of the virus
Hoe 1: uh back up bitch, social distance your COVID carrying ass
Hoe 2: whatever ho, I already gave all your tricks some of this good pandemic pussy Holla
When you haven’t had dick in so long bc of a pandemic, that it goes back to factory settings.
Ava: omg I got that gorilla grip now
Carleigh: You got that pandemic pussy
When you have been quarantined for so long with no action and your walls are tighter than the 2016 election
A: omg I got that gorilla grip coochie now
B: Girl you got that pandemic pussy ?!