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Parasite

A username, handle or screen name that feeds off the popularity of the same username, screen name, or handle. When more than one user has the same screen name, and the other user has attempted to mimic the language of the first user to make the post look like it came from someone else.

The parasite now has your screen name and started trying to copy the way you talk to make it look like it was all your posts.

by Solid Mantis September 10, 2019


Parasite

A parasite is a thing in which sticks to people and acts like one of them. It is a fake bug and can cause memory changes to adapt to the parasite. Kind of like people.

"The parasite is trying to stick to me"
"Dont you mean Yuka?"
"Exactly thats what a parasite is!!"

by Minehodgid October 29, 2018


Parasite

A significant other that suffers from Borderline Personality Disorder and/or drug addiction.

Person A) How's (Insert name)?
Person B) Meh, their taking meds, but it is what it is; once a parasite, always a parasite.

by Dong Wan January 7, 2022


Parasites

Women say it about their own kids are you going to deny their fucking existence and let people steal all their shit?

Hym "Yeah, you know what? Probably. Yeah. You probably would. I wouldn't put it past you. Parasites."

by Hym Iam March 23, 2024


Parasite

And a parasite is by definition a living creature you fucking retard. A living creature that lives at the expense of another living creature. THAT'S WHAT THE WORD MEANS!

Hym "Nope! Fuck you, retard! Your daughter's a parasite. All 3 of them. My contribution to society isn't even acknowledged and my very existence is demonized. From the size of my dick to my inability to appease my supposed superiors to what I choose to do with what little free time I have, every aspect of my existence is denigrated. And if I don't contribute to the reproductive process I will be harvested EXPLICITLY FOR the siphoning and redistributing of my resources that will go explicitly to women who think they are too good to fuck me who instead fucked men who don't want them, don't have the resources to support a kid, and care whether I live or die. And no I will not be forced into relationships that will inevitably fail. You eat shit and die. Fuck you."

by Hym Iam March 26, 2024


Parasite

The 45th president of the United States

Trump is a fucking parasite

by Djcj101 July 21, 2019


Parasite

A selfish, opportunistic, pretentious, self server with the ability to charm its victims at best, and coerce its victims at worst to hand over what they want, without giving said victim anything in return. Normally leaving victim destitute, demoralized, and traumatized in the process.

A parasite may have many forms, from butt kissing college student to fascist dictator. Parasites typically turn on the charm to win people over, patiently climb the ladder to success, and then become tyrannical or just leave you for dead and move on to the next victim.

Synonyms: Mooch, Weasel, Hustler, Con Man, Hooker, Professional Victim, Politician

Bernie Madoff was a sociopathic parasite toward his investors. He gained their trust and completely exploited that trust to serve his own selfishness and greed.

by Butterfinger April 1, 2022