slangin' paste

To masturbate onto something

guy 1: What did you do last night?

guy 2: Kate and I just went to a bar, came home and started slangin' paste on her bosom, then went to bed.

Past tomorrow

A different way of saying "The day after tomorrow".

Michael: Hey bro, wanna go out tomorrow?
Jimmy: Nah man, gotta be sober past tomorrow.

Alex: Yo bro, how's it going, you gonna start your drive across the country tomorrow?
Simon: No, past tomorrow.

Sex Paste

Like toothpaste for your dick.

Ouuu that’s nice, have you been using sex paste?

Sex paste anyone?

Past tents

When a person tries to correct someone's grammar because they have nothing else to say after losing an argument in the YouTube comments. The correction is most likely wrong, the person has no clue what the hell they're talking about and is probably going to get bullied even more.

Lame guy: Bro I accidentally cutted myself yesterday.
Cool guy: You mean *cut.
Lame guy: No you idiot! It's past tents!
Cool guy: ...

cut and paste

When text/data is taken from context and stored in a temporary location in RAM ready to be pasted into other contexts.

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Bean paste

The liquid around a girl's clitoris after she is done flicking the bean

Hey Mai, what were you doing last night, making bean paste?

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copy+paste

The action when the essay's due tomorrow so out of haste, you copy paste it from another site.

I copy+pasted The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

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