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Pasty Rage

The deep anger experienced after purchasing and consuming a disappointing pasty. Especially in Wales.

What is this mushy brown stuff in the middle of my flaky pastry square thats being passed off as a 'cornish pasty'. Trying to find a decent pasty in wales gives me pasty rage!!

by pastylover March 16, 2015


Cornish pasty

A derogatory term used to describe a silly white person.

"You know Aiden? He keeps trying to act black but he ain't."
"That dude is just being a cornish pasty as always."

by ofln_ May 19, 2020


pasty pic

tiddy pic with no nipples!

Grace! I appreciate the pasty pic you sent last night. I hope Jamie isn't offered...after all I didn't see any nipples.

by Yahn Galinovsky April 12, 2021


Butt Pastie

An anal excretion shaped similar in appearance, or shaped into an appearance resembling a pastie. Can be constructed of either natural human excreta, or preferably food products administered into the anal cavity before pastie construction.

I found some corn in my girlfriends butt pastie!
two girls, one cup assplay shitfood howdidienduphere

by Rasputin Kaboob February 6, 2018


Furry Pasty

Slang term for female vagina. Regional for south west of United Kingdom and the county of Cornwall.

Pasties are regional food shaped like a woman’s labia. Similar to Hairy Taco.

“He’s so gert lush I would let him gobble my furry pasty”.

by Sir Duke Bomanchè September 8, 2018


Pasty Bike

A bicycle used for (but not exclusively) the collection of pasties and pies either for an individual but often a conglomerate of friends or colleagues.

A pasty bike is generally fully functioning, albeit with a slightly dull or dishevelled appearance, such that it could be left unattended outside a public house or bakery with no fear of it being stolen. Handlebar baskets and a bottle carriers are recommended but not compulsory.
Also used for single or return trips to the pub, confectionery collections and other low profile trade deals.

1)"Bloody hell Geoffrey its 10:05 the boys are ravenous. Wheres the grub at?"
"I'll send the apprentice out on the pasty bike"

2) "see that shitty looking bike lay outside the pub?"

"Idiot! that's a pasty bike"

by batmanghelidjh May 30, 2019


The Pastis Pack

The act of fingering a drunken girl with three (3) total fingers, simultaneously. This is known as "The Pastis Pack" because it is very easy to do when the drunk broad has been slammin' Pastis all night.

"Me and Chad's mom were drinking last night. She got so loaded I gave her The Pastis Pack!"

by The Pastis Packer July 17, 2008

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