A super weapon of mass destruction, owned by Adolf Hitler in the Downfall parodies.
Hitler: I shall kill fucking Fegelein once and for all with my pencil of doom!
doing art on someones stomach with cum
i recreated the mona lisa in pencil drawing yesterday
When you ejaculate on a pencil and the stick it in a girls mouth so far that she can't breathe and then she dies.
I gave her a Durty Pencil last night
Someone with such a long face that it looks like a pencil.
Dude: Man, your sis is such a pencil face!
A term originating from the popular Disney game Club Penguin, used as a replacement for sexual chat so as to not get banned or reported.
gurl: hey boi
boi: hey gurl come to my igloo
gurl: k
boi: get comfortable
gurl: k
boi: "Pencil goes in"
gurl: mm
boi: lets play mancala
girl: k
A young man’s penis (used to not weird out your mom when you’re talking to friends about dumbass memes while your sitting at the dinner table eating and watching Shrek 2)
“Did you hear about the girl dating Ethan Jones?”
“No, what happened?”
“They hugged and her pink pencil broke through her pants and went up his leg!”
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The phenomenon of the fat kid's pants sliding down his butt just enough when he bends over to show some butt crack. Can also apply to the plumber and the cable guy.
The Thatcher brothers saw an opportunity to point out little Dougy's pencil holder to the other kids. They all got a good laugh when little Dougy started to cry about it.
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