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A short, overweight female who waddles when walking. Common to be seen wearing exercise clothes that don't fit her. Typically preys on men with low standards and recently out of the military. Gets pregnant easily and sucks life out of innocent victim.
Did you hear about Pete? The penguin is 3 months pregnant, he should have listened to his friends.
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Fat guy that was defeated by BatMan in the late 1950s.
Jimminy Wilikers! It's Penguin!
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(Male) member of a symphony orchestra, so called because of their black and white garb and tendency to be seen in large groups close together.
Some also make distinctive honking noises.
No.5 dressing room is for luvvies, No.6 is for penguins.
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Penguins may look cute and cuddly, but they are going to take over the world and the Gnomes are going to help them.
Stock up on the anti penguin guns because they're loose and looking for world domination!
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the sound a broken bone makes, when breakage occurs underwater.. slight accent variations occur between immersion in salt and freshwater, with the emphasis being on the "peng" in saline conditions, and a sharp uplift at the end of the word in freshwater.
"hey jeff i think ill jump off this bridge into that river.." !!PENGUIN!! "AAAHHHH MY LEG!!"
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A evil Artic creature that eats little children and then throws them up and eats them again and laughs. Also are flightless like the man-eating peigons in New York. And sadly cannot swim but has laser eyes. Likes to take long walks on the beach with different hoes each day. Most pimpin bird/carnivore ever.
Flightless penguin, eats children and all small animals, like man-eating peigons
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