pizza

best food ever and who ever dose not like it is gay

you are gay because you don't like pizza

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Meant to have parties with and then watch non-stop Muppet Treasure Island. The tomatoes in the sauce of the pizza cause cravings for antron fleece and ping pong balls. The yeast causes yearnings for swordplay and the Kermit/Miss Piggy duet in the song "Love Led Us Here". The cheese in the pizza activates catecholamine neurotransmitters to be sent to your dopamine receptors, creating a will to non-stop party.

Dude, pizza party, my place tomorrow night! Muppet Treasure Island nonstop!

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Pizza

Food

Interviewer: We got pizza..
Jennifer: WHERES THE PIZZA?!

Caller: so I want a pizza
Worker: ok cool what kind?
Caller: pepperoni

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Pizza

A pizza is a vegetable.

I ate a pizza for a full daily serving of vegetables.

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Pizza

Weed

Greg: Hey Man, I just smoked a 10 bag of pizza yesterday
Cooper: Oh Nice dude!!!!!!

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pizza

One of the two options one can take when making decisions, the other being french fry. Usually the wrong decision. Sometimes refers to the X and Triangle buttons on the Sony PlayStation controller.

"Dude, you totally pizza'd when you were supposed to french fry, and you got shot!

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pizza

The act of spreading small amounts of cocaine on a sheet of aluminum foil and dribbling small amounts of water and spreading it out then lighting the other side of the aluminum foil while inhaling the smoke.

Yo let's go over to reggie's house and smoke some pizzas today!

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