Planet Janet

A character from Schoolhouse Rock with rocket engines for legs.

Planet Janet is a galaxy girl.

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Planet sheen

HORRIBLE SHOW THAT KILLED THE JIMMY NEUTRON FRANCHISE

planet sheen was a F🐬cking mistake

Craptain planet

When you're third in a row of consecutive dumps in the same toilet

Damn, when our deuces combine, we craptain planet this b**ch!

Planet Hollywood

Planet Hollywood is the shit. It’s like Hard Rock Cafe, but movies, and shittier.

Imagine a prop from a sub par Sylvester Stallone film that came out 30 or so years ago. Now imagine like 60 of them, all enclosed in glass boxes like anyone would ever want to steal them. Nobody wants to take a napkin Matthew Broderick coughed into during the filming of Inspector Gadget (1999). And you’d be lucky if you ever got to see something like that, if you went to a shitty city the props were shitty too. Unless it’s the one in Disney World there’s a high chance you’ll have no idea what movies any of the props are from, which will make your cold ass burger slightly worse than it already is.

All jokes aside, Planet Hollywood rocks. Especially the merch. Studies show a Planet Hollywood leather jacket adds 12 inches your dick. That’s science. Nowadays there’s hardly any Planet Hollywoods left, it’s lost all its celebrity endorsements and has been into bankruptcy like 8 times so it’s kinda fucked. But it was fun while it lasted.

Brevin: Yo dude do you wanna go and eat at Planet Hollywood? That place kicks ass!

Bryle: Man, I wish my wife didn’t leave me… zoo wee mama!

Planet Strades

Planet Strades is a planet that was under Gomboolian rule. Once hosting the Gomboolians, Sarboolians, Fauneers & Froliwalkers, Planet Strades was a beautiful and extravagant planet that was home to breathtaking art, incredible history, and a diverse and unique culture. Planet Strades was unfortunately destroyed by Queen Moss of the Gorkon Empire many years ago, and the whole planet was forced to evacuate. Everyone residing on Planet Strades has moved across all corners of the universe, and have brought along with them their art, history, culture, stories, and traditions

“I once ruled Planet Strades. I was the most powerful king they had. And I ruled with a fist of steel. Now, I’ve lost it all. I point my finger and there’s nobody here.”

“Yeah, yeah, dad… I’ve heard this story plenty of times. But is that really why they call you King Nothing…?”

space planet

space planet is just one of the meny space planets in space in outer space planet galaxy land

Mom:whats do you want fore supper
Kid: space planet spacey spacer space O's

Nationalist Planet

Excellent forum discussing Nationalist and political issues.

http://nationalistforum.com/smf/

Nationalist Planet has a more relaxed atmosphere, catering to Nationalists of all varieties as well as anyone who chooses to sign up and be part of the growing community.