Noun - A stroll off of a pirate ship
Aye matey, time to go for a plank
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Someone who doesnβt show up, after confirming theyβre going.
Joe said he would pull up later, but now heβs planking! What a plank!
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Can be a derogatory term used to describe the skin colour of someone who's skinn resembles the colour of wood. Is also used to call people stupid/dumb.
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Someone who has no chest or ass.
"Hey, did you see that new girl Jessica yesterday?"
"Yeah, but she's a plank."
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Planking is the action of lying face down with arms to the sides of the body, in unusual public spaces and photographing it.
*sees girl lying down on street*
Guy: Hey what are you doing?
Girl: I'm planking.
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The newest, most extreme sport ever. It consists of lying like a plank across, between, beside, on top of, or along anything. It's extreme.
They are currently considering planking as an Olympic sport.
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