pitcher plant

a plant that eats meat by luring flying insects into the tube-like structure of it's leaf. the leaf-hinged flap shuts on the tube, leaving the fly trapped inside. the walls are made of a substance that prevent flys climbing up then, so when they run out of energy, they fall into the gastric juices that digest it.

the pitcher plant eats meat

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Kevin-Plant

A short furry dumb-ass with low self-esteem, limited sex appeal, and the inability to learn. He suffers from Achondroplasia (He is short) and is highly contagious

- Do not feed Kevin-Plant after midnight

- Do not get Kevin-Plant Wet

- Do not touch it, you risk turning into a Kevin-Plant

I was having a good day until one of those Kevin-Plants showed up and pissed on my shoe.

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industry plant

blackpink

blackpink are industry plant

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Durr Plant

An unintentional meme that was derived from the Damn Daniel meme by youtuber I Hate Everything as a way of mocking Damn Daniel, but ended up becoming a meme itself. It basically involves pointing at a random plant and shouting "DURR PLANT!" over and over.

DURR DURR PLANT!! LOL 10/10 BEST MEME OF 2016!!

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Flag Planting

The art of claiming items in a community fridge by planting a toothpick flag. You may plant it directly into any food item, or tape it to the side of a beverage. Becomes necessary when writing your name in sharpie doesn't cut it.

Once a system of flag planting is in place, you may also use it to claim un-flagged items. They'll learn the necessity of flag planting very quickly.

"Dude, John keeps stealing all my taquitos."

"Did you write your name on them?"

"That's the messed up part man, I did!"

"You better start flag planting."

"I've been forced to start flag planting to keep these savages off my party leftovers."

"Dude, who flag planted my PBJ?"

"That's your own fault, Tim. You know how it works around here."

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plant a tree

To FUCK or to engage in sexual intercourse.

Sheri: Hey, Bobby, whacha wanna do?

Bobby: Plant a tree bitch!

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Plant Daddy

plant lover, plant buyer, plant supporter, urban jungle enthusiast, green thumb - man or woman!
#womencanbeplantdaddiestoo
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OoOoh he sure is a plant daddy - you see the size of those hydrangeas?!

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