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german plumber

Leaping off the dresser and pounding in a new hole

My husband was feeling frisky and tried the german plumber. Now I have two belly buttons!

by Sweet Peac December 11, 2016


german plumber

Taking a love leap off a dresser and pounding in a new hole

Last night my husband was feelin frisky and did the german plumber and now I gave two belly buttons!

by Sweet Peac December 11, 2016


plumbers itch

When you have a light itch between your butt cheeks that you constantly scratch and then becomes a rash forming around the ring of the shit hole. then referred to as "Plumbers Itch"

Man I got really bad plumbers itch at work today after wiping my ass with my sock and sweating alol day. It's the worst!!!

by Plumbers Itch January 30, 2015


plumber fuck

the sexual move when a man fucks a woman in the ass, and somehow, against nature's will, forces the end of his dick out of the womans vagina so it can be rubed.

Jane screamed as i forced through to attempt a plumber fuck.

by tmac March 10, 2005

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Date with a [plumber]

Verb - going out with someone for the sole purpose of a booty call (laying pipe).

It has been so long since Sharon had sex, she was desperatly looking forward to her upcoming date with a plumber!

by SexintheCityJerseyGirl September 22, 2007

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schvincter plumber

is someone who prefers to plumb mens holes with his own wrench and nuts.

if a man goes in his toilet and finds theres either a blockage/leak or hes just a bit of a gaylord if you get my meaning then he'll call round his schvincter plumber to fix it for him with his big tool.
a regular fun boy whos reliable, on time and does his job to a high standard of gayness when you require him to and then goes away.

"oh great... i just had that hole fixed last week, it might need to be 'broke in' again to get it running smoothly"
"tut, my pipe is a bit chafed down there, i'll need to call my schvincter plumber to release the blockage" etc

by jonny rotten pants June 24, 2009

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Dutch Plumber

Having someone complete the act of masturbation by pulling up and down on the forearm, while the male holds his own penis standing back to back.

The boys didn't fancy watching each other, so they gave the Dutch Plumber a go.

by Sneaky_Hibiki August 28, 2010

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