pod rape

describes the event of being raped by a pod of dolphins

dolphin: kekekeke
human:oh fuck, i'm being pod raped
dolphin 2: kekekekee
dolphin 3: KEKEKEKEEKEKEKEK

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Pod Rape

Pod Rape Is When You Are Listening To Your Ipod Or Mp3 With Both Headphones In And You Have To Give One Up To A Friend Because They Want To Listen Aswell.

Simular To BiPodding "The act of sharing an Ipod's headphones so that two people can listen at the same time, each using one headphone."

Max "WHAT YOU LISTENING TO?"

(No Responce)

Max "WHAT YOU LISTENING TO?!!"

Tim "Aqua"

Max "Oh Lemme Listen To"

Tim "Dont Pod Rape Me"

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pee pod

A port-a-potty

"Oh good, there's a pee pod along the parade route."

Muff Pod

A small collection of dried semen collected in a tangle of pubic hairs on or around one's ballsack. Sometimes a combination of sperm, crabs, and sweat together.

Damn, my mom caught me beatin' it, now I've got this huge muff pod yanking on my nuts cause I had no time to clean up.

Ra-pods

real airpods

oh look Sienna has ra-pods

fa-pods

fake airpods

Oh, look at Michael with his fa-pods.

pod-drop

To try to figure out what song is playing in someone else's ear phones, without them realizing that you're listening.

I like to pod-drop on the subway, but it's much easier to do in a quiet elevator.