Gooch Pooch

When one’s gooch is fat. A chubby gooch area.

She likes to suck my balls and lick my gooch pooch.

My gooch pooch is all sweaty.

My gooch pooch smells like assballz.

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Screwing the pooch

Nice way of saying "fucking the dog". Wasting time while on the clock.

I don't get much work done on Fridays, because I spend most of the day screwing the pooch.

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pooch knart

1. An engorged vaginal area

2. A cowardly person

Lets go to the all nude strip club and get a lap dance, so we can smell some bare pooch knart.

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toss a pooch

to take a dump; to crap; to release excrement

Boy hidey, do I need to toss a pooch!

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Fanny Pooch

(adj.) the frontal display of what is or is otherwise refered to as the secondary glutius-maximus positioned ever so strategically above the groin area. otherwise known as: a front ass on fat chicks. (pooch)

Dude, there is a cholesterol epidemic in this club, every girl in here has a fanny pooch.

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COOKIE POOCH

EATING TOO MANY COOKIES, PASTRIES, DESSERTS, ETC ETC...

TRUC ATE TOO MANY COOKIES THIS MONTH AND IS DEVELOPING A COOKIE POOCH.

GEORGE STRAIGHT UP HAS A COOKIE POOCH !!!!

AMBER'S COOKIE POOCH IS MAXED OUT AF !!!

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pooch screw

An extremely huge problem, mistake or a terrible cicumstance. The result of screwing the pooch.

That presentation was a pooch screw, the projector didn't work and he was totally unprepared.

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