poof chariot

a Poof Chariot is a term to define the certain type of cars driven by young and old males.

These cars are often driven by older male Chavs and neds

These type of cars are also normally the car favoured by women but for some reason guys like to have these cars too but tart them up a bit more to make it seem manly when in fact it makes it the complete opposite.


Any form of small car/van that is tarted up to make it look special or on par with real powerful cars when in fact it doesnt really.
Tarting up covers.
* Tinted windows
* Spoilers
* Unnecessarily Huge Exhausts
* little lights in the water wiper jets

These things may be cool in more 'manly' cars but they are not cool on poof chariots.

Remember, they are only poof chariots if they are driven by guys.
I would say men instead of guys but if they were men they wouldnt have poof chariots!

Citreon Saxo
Fiestas
any small Peugeot
etc etc.

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poof fart

The act of putting baby powder up your ass crack and farting on another person; jetisoning the powder all over them. Immediately followed by a sponge bath to wash off the shit powder.

Vinny and Fozz were poof farting with eachother all night long, then they took a spongebath and cuddled.

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Squee poof

When something is going wrong or being messed up and u just can’t decide how to describe it

This winds making my hair all squee poof

Cock poof

When you insert your penis into your partners ass and they fart on your cock.

That cock poof last night was phenomenal!

Selling poof

When a dealer sold you crap.

Commonly used when marijuana dealers give a bag of powder instead of a bud.
(Not to be confused with kief)

Dealer: "Here you go, man"
Stoner: "Thanks... wait... is that sand bro? Are you selling poof?!"

cheesy poofs

Any puffed grain snack which is flavored like cheese, such as Cheet-o's, but in particular various generic "Cheese Puffs" which are round and.. poofy.

(as a matter of fact, my sister used this term a lot before southpark was launched.)

Dude, after smoking that hash, I sure could use some cheesy poofs.

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poof dunny

An Australian term for a public toilet block which is known to be frequented by homosexual men for sex. Sometimes on the walls of the cubicles there are adverts written in pen about cock size, phone numbers, meeting times and such of the writer. The toilets may also be frequented by poofter bashers. Watch your arse if you go to a public toilet anywhere in the inner-city beachside suburbs of Melbourne, junkies may frequent as well. George Michael is a fan of English public toilet architecture.

Xavier and Stefan were delighted at the opening of the world's largest poof dunny in St. Kilda, designed by George Michael, the world famous poof dunny aficionado. It has 500 cubicles and the world's longest piss trough where multitudes can line up and size up each other's cocks.

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