Selling poof

When a dealer sold you crap.

Commonly used when marijuana dealers give a bag of powder instead of a bud.
(Not to be confused with kief)

Dealer: "Here you go, man"
Stoner: "Thanks... wait... is that sand bro? Are you selling poof?!"

Cock poof

When you insert your penis into your partners ass and they fart on your cock.

That cock poof last night was phenomenal!

Squee poof

When something is going wrong or being messed up and u just can’t decide how to describe it

This winds making my hair all squee poof

cheesy poofs

Any puffed grain snack which is flavored like cheese, such as Cheet-o's, but in particular various generic "Cheese Puffs" which are round and.. poofy.

(as a matter of fact, my sister used this term a lot before southpark was launched.)

Dude, after smoking that hash, I sure could use some cheesy poofs.

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poof dunny

An Australian term for a public toilet block which is known to be frequented by homosexual men for sex. Sometimes on the walls of the cubicles there are adverts written in pen about cock size, phone numbers, meeting times and such of the writer. The toilets may also be frequented by poofter bashers. Watch your arse if you go to a public toilet anywhere in the inner-city beachside suburbs of Melbourne, junkies may frequent as well. George Michael is a fan of English public toilet architecture.

Xavier and Stefan were delighted at the opening of the world's largest poof dunny in St. Kilda, designed by George Michael, the world famous poof dunny aficionado. It has 500 cubicles and the world's longest piss trough where multitudes can line up and size up each other's cocks.

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poof panties

Poof Panties are underwear that poof up when you're about to fall,they poof up like parachutes.

dude go buy some of those poof panties!!!!
they help your tush!!!!
There extra supportive and comfortable

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poof house

The poof house is kinda like a red light district, but refered to a small joint of houses togheter where you can go pick any type of bitch you like and fuck for no less than 25€. Mostly known and used in Germany.

Hey Mat V. wanna hit the poof house after the mandatory fun day,that's where the fun really begins...

I can't wait to get off shift and go hit the poof house.

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