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One whose obesity levels are off the charts, and sit around all day eating hay on the front or back porch. The epitome of uselessness
Oh man, she is such a porch llama.
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Used in the talking dead
A creepy guy who sits on the porch being a creepy ass.
This show is a porch dick to horses
Ahh look at that porch dick
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A porch monkey is normally an afro-american person in one of the southern states. This person is called this because they often sit around on either their own, or some other poor white mans porch.
See nigger, jigga boo and swamp ninja
Father: Look at that damn porch monkey rolling around in my watermelon patch!
Son: Hey Pa! Can we torch him? Can we?
Father: Oh alright, but don't touch my watermelons!
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When you stick your hard dick through a woven lawn chair and someone reaches under there and gives you a serious handjob.
Last night I was naked on the porch with my hard dick through the bottom of the lawn chair when Tina came out and gave me a serious fuckin porch udder.
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Someone who just sits on the porch all day talking smack. Usually referred to someone black.
Jose Rojas does nothing but play xbox and is an EXTREME Porch Monkey!!!!
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Gossiping old ladies who sit on the front porch or in the front yard and make nasty comments about you behind your back, especially if you are their neighbors. If there is some sort of neighborhood association or co-op which you both share, you can count on these porch pigeons actively working towards getting you evicted.
Watch out for those porch pigeons on the way out, they'll rat on you if they see you smoking dope.
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a black man linched on a porch often used as a racial slur
When I was driving down south i noticed that there was an awful lot of porch monkeys.
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