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A porno pig is a guy that is addicted to porn and cant stop watching it this type of person usually watches it everyday and this person has a lot of x-rated videos at home .Most of the time this type of guys is single and cant get a girlfriend and he is very lazy and out of shape .
GET UP AND DO SOMETHING AND STOP WATCHING PORN JOHN YOUR SUCH A PORNO PIG !
No wonder you don't have a girlfriend you nothing but a disgusting porno pig !
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1) adj: To become horny after viewing or hosting porn.
2) noun: (A) horno-porno is an act of sex that is influenced or caused by porn.
(horno) see horny
(porno) see porn
1)After James saw some dirty pics on snapchat, he went horno-porno and dreamed of making out with his future wife.
2) Jered: "Hey Colbert! Did you see that girl's sexy dance last night?"
Colbert: "Yeah, Man. She did that after seeing me break it down. It was a total horno-porno.
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The ultimate cocktease for the unwillingly confused, by our sick American Society, heterosexual male college aged romantic. That is, a young, bored and flirtatious trophy wife who posts a semi-fake ad to an internet dating site and proceeds to act like she's falling in love with him so that she can have the most authentically scandalous phone sex behind her husband's back.
Also related, a hyper-romantic female who goes beyond all of society's standards to be free, only to get trapped in a stagnant office job where she becomes that slutty professional who is obviously enjoying the insurance broker, hedge fund manager, congressman and county judge in all different holes.
Man, you just see that porno pixy blow by in that Benz! Shit, I bet her husband is paying good money for her dildo and broadband access as he loots the wealth of American society through collateralized debt. After all, a hottie needs her wand and spells in order to make any would be male sucker co-ed believe he is her soulmate.
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A man with a cowboy hat who spends all of his time in video stores ogling the naked women on the adult film boxes.
"C'mon Dave, don't be a porno cowboy! Take off that hat and get away from those films!"
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MiChi's (pron. mee-shee) perfect combination of ground beef and ranch dressing mix cooked over grilly goodness. The taste is so amazing it is like an orgy i your mouth and should be considered pornographic.
Josh: "Yo man...me and the wife are grillin' and drinking tonight. Wanna stop over?"
Wiz: "Will there be porno burgers?"
Josh: "Of course!"
Wiz: "God damn right I'll be there!!"
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When an monkey called igor watches porn and rapidly eats down sydrome women foot fungus
"Whoa! That monkey is doing Igor Porno!"
(noun) An ancient Greek dessert, originating as early as 300 B.C. It usually contains a mixture of spit, semen, thyme, fecal matter, mint, and three pounds of all-purpose flour.
I made some porno pudding for Thanksgiving this year! I'm sure grandma will love it!