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The way Amanda slurped you knew it was bound to happen somehow. She got mouth pregnant.
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a shirt, preferably low cut, that is tight around the bosom and then flowy from there on down; usually worn as a dress shirt to a party that will involve great quantities of good food, so that one's stomach does not appear larger.
I wore my pregnant shirt today, because Amy's mom makes so much food at her parties!!
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The feeling in the morning, after hitting the bars to hard the night before..You have something inside, you dont know its color or condition, but you just want that sucker out...either easing of the tension by taking a crap or barfing.
Oh, I feel like a pregnant hooker after last night!
10 tequilas and a big burgers turns me into a pragnant hooker..I feel like shit.
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A type of bowel movement in which pressure and pain occur forcing one to push periodically until relieved.
Thus the similarity of giving birth when periodic pressure and pain force the woman to push.
I just had an amazing pregnant poop.
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A state of emotional distress that makes the sufferer like a pregnant woman watching an overly emotional movie.
"Hey, what's wrong with Erika?"
"She feels absolutely terrible about how she has to reject Danny's marriage proposal even though she really likes him because she's just not ready for committment and she's really worried about what this will do to him. She's emotionally pregnant at the moment.
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When two people have such fantastic booty sex that the receiving partner is knocked up with a hot butt baby.
Curly: Hey Rico, why didn't you answer the phone last night.
Rico: Hay, Curly- I was having some HAWT sex with my married papi chulo.
Curly: No! Oooo baby, how was it?
Rico: Mmm, gurl. Hay, it was so friggin' good I blacked out before I could ask him to pull out. Now I think I'm booty pregnant!
Curly: Ha! Now that's BUTT LOVE!
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a small highschool in iowa named prarie valey.located in gowrie iowa. a school that has manny slutty chix. if u still have ur v card by age 14 u dont got to school there, shit if you havent had a kid by age 14 u don't go there!!!
abreveation: PV
pseudonym: slut school
Q:hey did you screw that girl u went out with last week?
A:no shit, she's from pregnant valley
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