early birthday present

A present given prior to the actual birthday

Here is an early birthday present because I appreciate you

Present perfect tense

Your birthday.
Perfect time for a presents.

- Your present perfect tense is in a week, would you like some beer and whores?

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passive aggressive present

A gift from someone, meant as a gesture of hostility.

"my boss's wife thinks I am sleeping with him"

"did you get anything for Christmas from them?"

"Ya, I got a fucking piece of pottery shit. But I shoved back from that. Sent a thank you note for the stupid passive aggressive present. She'll hate me even more now"

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canadian birthday present

when a male drugs a female, rapes her, sticks his dick in her mouth, cumshots, then cuts his dick off leaving it in the girls mouth

jeff gave susan a canadian birthday present yesterday

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Who's watching in (Present year)

An extremely cancerous sentence posted on youtube comment sections of old videos so they can easily get likes. Usually, videos posted within the years 2005, to 2010 in 2017.

Yep, just post one simple "Who's watching in 2017" or whatever year you're in and you'll get likes in no time. About 10% of people hate this type of comment. The other 90% though, love it because it gets them likes and they don't have the skillz to become pro at making likable youtube comments.

Who's watching in 2017?

Replies:

Me.

Me.

Not me.

And someone that actually thinks this comment is cancerous, "I'm watching in 2017 too, Btw that type of comment is cancerous.

Who's watching in (Present year) basically it is just baiting to get likes.

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Hit The Target Present

The male counterpart of a "Push Present." Thoughtful gift given to the guy by the girl after conception.

After finding out she was pregnant, Rebecca gave Michael an awesome new grill for his "Hit the Target Present".

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PMS ( Presently Married Syndrome )

1. the anxiety felt in a marriage
2. feeling trapped
3. feeling suffocated
4. constantly suspicious of your spouse's behavior, with or without merit
5. obsessive compulsion to check pockets, drawers, looking for clues ( imaginary or not ) to validate one's suspicions
6. general bossiness

7. general disregard for the happiness of your partner

Geeez Frank it sounds like you and your wife both suffer from PMS ( Presently Married Syndrome )...no, not that one, I'm talking about ' presently married syndrome '

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