Someone who hogs all the pretzels, and is a real bitch about it.
Cody was being a real pretzel bitch at the Super Bowl party.
1) Noun. A wet, soggy pretzel
2) Adjective. Having stupid and ugly qualities
3) Noun. A stupid and utterly ugly person. Someone who nobody likes.
"You are such a moist pretzel!"
When one lays around like a pair of laced shoes whilst having a dick in their ear.
Prepare to relax like a Hungarian Pretzel later tonight.
To tell a twisted tale that ought to be taken with a grain of salt.
Person A: Did you hear what she said?
Person B: Yeah, but she tends to speak pretzel so you can't believe it.
A very fierce and intense session of sexual intercourse that involves the two partakers in a close embrace in which it is hard to unwind from.
Man, I got stuck in a Pretzel Fuck last night.
The epitome of a great threesome. Two men sit on the ground, legs overlapping, forming a diamond shape. The female, then, sits her naked bum atop the diamond and inserts one penis into her vaginal canal, and the other into her rectum. All three partners then begin thrashing their pelvic regions around in a violent manner until simultaneous orgasm has been reached.
"Hey Booka, wanna make a Compton pretzel with me n Phallap?"
when you cross a girls legs in a pretzel shape and then you drill her from the top
after your done you lick her legs and throw salt on her legs and you leave
hey can i Russian pretzel you tonight yes bring the salt