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When a woman's vagina is so overly dry not even KY jelly can help. Basically a lost cause for men. A phrase often paired with cheese tits.
"How was your night with the old lady, she didn't have pretzel vagina again did she?"
"I'd have sex with her if she didn't have such cheese tits and a pretzel vagina"
Someone who hogs all the pretzels, and is a real bitch about it.
Cody was being a real pretzel bitch at the Super Bowl party.
1) Noun. A wet, soggy pretzel
2) Adjective. Having stupid and ugly qualities
3) Noun. A stupid and utterly ugly person. Someone who nobody likes.
"You are such a moist pretzel!"
When one lays around like a pair of laced shoes whilst having a dick in their ear.
Prepare to relax like a Hungarian Pretzel later tonight.
The act of fisting your partners ass as they do the same to you while in a circle position like that of a pretzel
Me and my girlfriend performed the dirty pretzel last night, it was amazing lad
when you cross a girls legs in a pretzel shape and then you drill her from the top
after your done you lick her legs and throw salt on her legs and you leave
hey can i Russian pretzel you tonight yes bring the salt
To tell a twisted tale that ought to be taken with a grain of salt.
Person A: Did you hear what she said?
Person B: Yeah, but she tends to speak pretzel so you can't believe it.