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Prized Toe

The ability for a toe to create a touch ID on an iPhone.

That prized toe can unlock any phone!

by toeofficial April 12, 2015


Snoobel prize

When a person is baked as fuck but says something extremely intelligent, so they get honoured with the Snoobel prize referring to Snoob D-O-MOTHERFRUCKING-DOUBLE-G, iconic rapper of our times. Obviously, it's the biggest accomplishment to gain as a stoner.

*insert a groundbreaking descovery while high*
Holy shit bro! That's amazing! Hereby I award you with the Snoobel prize.

by stonepac April 10, 2022


enter-prize

A mission embarked upon by a horny dude, with the objective being to get laid --- i.e., to access da warm juicy "prize" between a woman's legs by "entering" said delectable orifice wif his lulu.

Slick Willie apparently wasn't satisfied with just his own wife's crotch-offerings; da "stir-crazy stallion" instincts dat eternally smoldered between his own loins caused him to frequently embark on an "enter-prize" to seek possibly-greener pastures outside da matrimonial corral.

by QuacksO November 20, 2021


Prized goat

Piece of meat. But a good piece of meat, like the goat you would enter in the 4H fair that would win a ribbon. You might enter the goat when it was alive and then kill it to eat it. Which is why people raise goats for meat and milk.

Has a sexual meaning. That woman is a prized goat. Links sexuality to the idea of "animal" instinct. Links sexuality to beastiality and the idea that a farm can use the animals for sexual gratification.

Because goat if a meat eaten in the Carribean it also has a kind of racial overtone to it. That speaks as well perhaps to a king of racists link to notions of the value of black women's sexuality and the sexual exploitation of black women.

Suggests exploitation.

How do you like that goat stew? Its made from the prized goat.

Did you check out her ass, she is a prized goat.

With a prized goat like her, you could make a lot of money.

by princesscant December 10, 2011


Wheel of Prizes

The worst punishment that any living being can endure. Worse than Guantanamo Bay and the death penalty. A circular wheel of prizes that never stops. originates from The Eric Andre Show

"Sinbad endured the 10th circle of Hell , the dreaded Wheel of Prizes"

by blorgusschlongus January 9, 2021


Nobel Prize

An award given by White people to traitorous Brown and Black People, who serve their White Masters well.

The Nobel Prize in Econ is an award, given by White Capitalists, for Brown Socialists married to White women.

by EconoMan April 28, 2021


Consolation Prize

A prize given to each person, by each person within failed relationship based upon how long the relationship lasted.
Example:
1-6 days = no prize awarded
1 wk = chocolate chip cookies
1 mo = chocolate cake
1 yr = chocolate ice cream
2 yr = chocolate covered pretzels
3 yr+ = chocolate pudding

Warning: Be cautious of food allergies & or sensitivities.

The Princess & Cowboy did not qualify for a consolation prize because they were unable retain a healthy relationship for more than 2 days.

The butcher, baker & candlestick maker qualified for the chocolate pudding consolation prize.

by Ima_cracra March 11, 2019