A large bulge of fatty tissue below the belt line and above the crotch. A large enough bulge will cause a fully expanded pair of pleated slacks to closely resemble a pumpkin.
Embarassingly, the mans pumpkin in pants toppled his iced mocha when he stood up from the table.
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The standard blumpkin affair with a twist: instead of the usual mouth hug while taking the browns to the super bowl, she (or he if you're so inclined) dons a jack-o-lantern (preferably of the toothless persuasion) and then blumpkins you to orgasm. It's a seasonal thing - like the bj version of the shamrock shake.
It was Halloween night and I could tell magic was in the air when a jack-o-lantern was giving me head on the toilet, the old "pumpkin blumpkin"
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A fart that smells both like shit and the inside of a pumpkin.
That's the worst fart I've ever smelled, it must be a pumpkin fart.
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Overly spray-tanned drunk slut. From the movie No Strings Attached.
You look like a pumpkin bitch!
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A rager to which you must bring a fresh pumpkin. Generally held during the Halloween season.
Dude, why do you have a pumpkin?" "I thought it was a pumpkin party" "What the fuck, where did you get that?" "Yo, they had way too many pumpkins anyways...
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An act that immediately preceeds being chased by the owners of said pumpkins
I was smashing pumpkins last halloween, and this crazy lady chased me in her car for a while
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Female who loves all things halloween. Starts celebrating as soon as the weather gets even slightly chilly.
She was such a pumpkin slut, she put her halloween decorations out in august
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