Punt

Football slang for a one night stand.

See also puck.

Rachel was just a punt from our game over in Toronto.

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muff punting

literally, to punt a muff.

the female version of a kick in the balls. When you boot a chick in the gooch, punt her in the vagina, and so on..

"She dumped me, so me and the guys went over to the sorrority house to do a little muff punting."

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Cunt Punt

To kick a female in the genital region, typically after pulling some SJW bullshit.

Yo, I really wanted to cunt punt Carol after she told me there were more than two genders.

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Pray punt

To offer prayer as a concrete solution to a problem. To, literally, run the issue "up the ladder" and wait for God to figure it out, thereby relieving you of taking any real action.

I asked the director off my daughter's school if we could switch teachers. She smiled and told me she would pray about it. She totally pray punted the issue.

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punt a baby

(expression) meaning:
1. v. to release anger or frustration.
2. v. to entertain oneself randomly
3. n. baby-haters in general

1. I need to go punt a baby.
2. He went around punting babies all the time.
3. He was such a punt a baby.

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Pussy Punt

Kicking a girl in her pussy plain and simple

I'll pussy puntyou bitch.

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skull punt

Kicking or putting the boots to a stupid persons head!

I'm going to hook up Gary Gray with a skull punt!