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An organized system of beliefs, cultural systems, world views, ideas, and ideals that relate humanity to an order of existence without god. The religion of atheism crowd-sourced under the church of reddit. A sermonizing vanity project that practices ritualistic circlejerking of pseudo-philosophical platitudes originating primarily on facebook. A self-celebrating, fedora wearing scene of experts on Occam's razor. Ontological superfluity.
redditor 1: "What's r/atheism?"
redditor 2: "Oh, you mean that church of religious zealots that downvote any reference to god?"
redditor 1: "Yeah, prepare to be shadowbanned."
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You didn't get the joke, dude.
Person A: Top 10 anime betrayals
Person B: It's not an anime, dumbass.
Person A: R/ woooosh
Person B: *Looks up r/ woooosh on Urban Dictionary*
Person B: *Sees this*
Person B: Shit.
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Men who believe that they deserve sexual intercorse just for being nice to a person and if or when denied will verbally berate the person with phrases like : YOU WHORE, FUCKIN SLUT and, WHIPE OFF YOUR CUM STAINED EYES. It is possible for nice guys to be neck beards. r/nicegirls is the female varient for r/niceguys. r/niceguys are not the same as r/whiteknights but are similar
Guy: Nudes?
Girl: No
Guy: Hoe
Girl: r/niceguys
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One of the most beautiful, intelligent, and hilarious girls ever.
She has gorgeous green/blue eyes and the whitest smile ever! (jealous)
Guys tremble when they stand in the presence of her beauty, because they can not control themselves.
Julie has all of the qualities one tries to find in a best friend.
She is loyal, honest, fun to be with, caring, and everything else.
I love her to death, and we will always be close no matter what happens throughout the course of our lives.
AND SHE'S SO SEXY ;)
-Dude look at that chick, she's such a Julianne R!
-Damn she's everything I want!
-Ugh, I'm so jealous of that girl she's so much prettier than me :( wahhhhh
- Well of course she's prettier than you. She's Julianne R! She's prettier than everybody!!
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A song that describes how talking your self out of suicide and giving up
Person 1: why do you like My r so much
Person 2:It’s relatable
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A subreddit fueled by tankie tears.
R/GenUsa is THE most based place on the internet
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A subreddit dedicated to abusing animals by overfeeding them
Josh:Yo dude look at this cat I found on r/chonkers
Tyrone:Bro that cat isn't even alive
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