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Musk's Razor

Never attibute an attention-seeking media personality's chaos to a subtle and complex plan when it can be attributed to narcissistic sociopathy.

The destruction of Twitter is Musk's razor writ large.

by DJbackward November 06, 2022


Razor Tuff

Sarcastic definition of someone who thinks they're hot shit but they really look like a tool

Joe: "Check out that scene kid with the new iPhone.."
Me: "Yeah, that kid is Razor Tuff"

by Bwianman December 27, 2011


Chovy's Razor

A social behavioral law which states: As the age of any Instagram account approaches infinity the probability that a cat related post will be made approaches 1:1.

Said to be "invoked" once someone has placed a seemingly unnecessary photo of a cat on a social-networking site.

"I need to stop this ridiculous cat posting right now, I am invoking Chovy's Razor!"

by Sean Enderson November 25, 2013


Spin the Razor

Spin the razor is a game (usually played by teens), involving a razor and your pubic hair. Players take turns to spin the razor on a flat surface, and the two people that it is pointing at must shave off each others pubic hair. Usually ends in blood and tears.

You guys want to play Spin the razor on the weekend?
Hey, I heard Chad played spin the razor with his girlfriend last night. I swear he's lost his bulge!

by MrSuccMaster April 17, 2018


Razor Clam

An expression meaning to shave one's bathing suit area.

She's gonna name her band, The Razor Clams.

by Chief Park Ranger February 03, 2019


Razor Jerk

when you have a kidney stone in your urethra then you jerk off so when you cum it cuts up the inside of your penis

cystinuretic: dude i’ve got a kidney stone in my dick
guy2: you should try a razor jerk

by Yungincel February 15, 2020


razor fresh

a word used to describe a really hot guy; sexy; hot; clean shaven sexy boy; gorgeous guy.

"that boy is razor fresh."
"dayum that boy is razor fresh!"

by Tamara panic August 12, 2007