Sid the Rabbit

Also known as Sid the Cussing Bunny, he is a rabbit who loves to cuss on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson who hails from North London. He's a fan of Harry Potter, the movie Watership Down, and country music. He is also part robot, and shows it by lighting his eyes up.

Sid the Rabbit: I mean, what's the deal? I'm not allowed to cuss because I'm cute? That's just f****** discrimination!

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Snow Rabbit

A white male who only fucks with black women

Damn nigga you a snow rabbit. Shaniqua on ur dick

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Swamp Rabbit

A loose girl, who speaks in a broken English with a deep ghetto/cajun accent. Usually has many kids with no father.

Typically found in ghetto area's and Lousiana.

Dat white gurl dat be runnin tha cash drawer dis ah straight'up Swamp Rabbit.

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Rabbit Food

What health nuts or vegetarians eat: leafty greens and vegetables.

Can you minus the rabbit food from that sandwhich?

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Dr. Rabbit

A furry purple dentist wanted on six continents for murder, pedophilia, molestation, exhibitionism, kidnapping, possession of marijuana and other illicit substances, possession of child pornography, racial discrimination, abuse of animals, theft of a valuable artifact (a rocket) from the Smithsonian Museum, theft of a bicycle, piloting a hot-air balloon without a lisence, and illegaly practicing dentistry. Known to go by the aliases of Anthromorphic Surgeon and Professor Lepus. Last seen visiting a soapland with Mama Luigi.

Dr. Rabbit: And now, let's have buttsex!
Asian kid: Huh?
Dr. Rabbit: It's okay, everyone! Everybody has sex with children!
North American kid: Really??!
Dr. Rabbit: Yes! (turns off light) Oh, baby! Oh, baby!

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Finding the rabbit

A sexual, misandrist action that takes place when kissing. While kissing, the girl sticks her tongue into the boy's mouth, pushing his tongue back towards his throat causing the boy to choke on his own tongue.

The unusual name is derived from Alice in Wonderland. (The crazy girl is following the rabbit down the hole.)

Michael: Dude, how was your night?
John: Dude that girl I was dancing with was finding the rabbit, so I punched her in the throat and sent her home.

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sail rabbit

A rabbit that has been run over on a desert highway and dryed out so much that you can pick it up and throw it like a Frisbee®

They wanted to play disc golf but were without a disc so they used a sail rabbit.