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1) the act of finding sexual enjoyment from sucking off ramen
2) managing to reach orgasm levels from eating ramen
"Mary is such a Ramen Slut" - Judy
Mary proceeds to orgasm while eating her ramen
a lousy faggot who never showers and wears the same clothes.
Yo did you see ramen markin today he smelled like my moms doomstick
When you’re hitting it from the back while eating ramen.
Damn, last night we did anal ramen. I put the bowl of ramen on her back and was pounding that shit.
1. The act of maintaining the ramen soup level with the noodles so that you don't have too much or too little of either.
2. The moderation of two (or more) conflicting forces that could possibly end in a clusterfuck, if the status quo is not kept.
1. "I'm a master at Ramen Balance, motherfucker. Two mouthfuls of noodles and one mouthful of soup. Eat that shit, yeahhh."
2. "I only fuck so many of these damn, skanky bitches because I'm maintaining Ramen Balance with my libido! It's just the right thing to do."
1. noun. A sock filled with ramen noodles used for masturbating, a makeshift pocket pussy.
2. verb. The act of performing said masturbation technique.
1. Ethan: hey Matt, did you SEE what Jenny was wearing today?
Matt: yeah man, I’m gonna make a ramen sock when I get home!
Ethan: hell yeah save me some leftovers
2. Holy shit, there’s a new midget film on Pornhub! Time to Ramen Sock
A type of ramen noodles that will burn as much going in as it does going out. It is popular with college students who are short on money.
Shortly after eating death ramen, Bob got the shits. Little did Bob know, the worst was yet to come. Exactly one hour later, Bob ran to the bathroom and completely obliterated the toilet.
Something you eat when you have nothing else to eat and your mum wont make you anything
Kid: hey mom, can I have a hamburger?
Mom: im tired go make some Noodles and ramen.
Kid: ok