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A devious sexual manuever. After your knob is sufficiently slobbed, you instruct your partner to bend over and take it doggy-style. Before she is fully in position, you blow your load like you're selling weapons to the Contras. After you've spooged, you piss-ceed to urinatate all over the back of her head; proving the credibility of the trickle-down theory.
Nancy and I were sharing a bag of jellybeans in bed when she decided to get intimate. After receiving a Bill Clinton, I proceeded to seal the deal with a Ron Reagan! Boo yah! Nancy, you're all wet! Two minutes later, I had no idea what just happened.
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1. A racist right wing conservative who just traded in his sheet and hood for a suit and tie, and his malitia for a presidential cabinet. If you look at who actually mourned him you saw nothing but a bunch of rich white people who obviously benefited from his administration. His agenda was to turn the clock backward for America on everything from civil rights to minimum wage. His condition was nothing new, he had Alzheimer's 26 years ago. At least that would give him an excuse for ruining the nation to a degree that it's still felt some 26 years later.
2. The ultimate natural disaster. Cause he put more people out on the streets and out of house and home than any tornado, earthquake, fire, hurricane, blizzard, or ice storm.
3. The Devil
Whoa! My natural gas bill rate has went up 75%, Electricity up 55%, gasoline up over 125%, with no agency in place to regulate any of it, everything is going up...OH! except wages! If you're not rich in America today you're really taking it up the Ronald Reagan.
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Reagan is the greatest friend you will ever meet. She is popular, cool, nice, extremely intelligent, and will always make you laugh. She says she is not popular or gorgeous, but she totally is!! She commonly has dark, brown hair and is friends with people named Rebecca and Brooke. She even makes you feel cool when you are around her. Everyone should have a friend named Reagan!!!!
Friend Reagan will be your friend forever!
Friend Reagan is super smart!
Friend Reagan is so gorgeous! :)
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The act of educating one in the beliefs of President Ronald Reagan
I would be happy to help in the reaganization of your stupid hippie community.
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Terminated inflation, Communism, Nicaragua, Grenada, Lebanon, Democrats, and Air Traffic Controllers during the eight years from when he came off the production line to when he allowed himself to be lowered into molten steel in a bid to allow George W Bush to become leader of the human resistance against the robots.
Like Jesus, really. You either love him or you hate him.
Da Reaganator will not stop. Ever. Until you are dead.
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In the late 1970's, Nancy Reagan, after many hours of having her husbands cabinet run a train on her anus, invented anal gaping, skat play, and homosexuality. Later inspiring two Asian lesbians to eat poop out of a cup. See two girls one cup.
In her early life the whore Nancy Reagan was forced into prostitution by her father Emperor Palpatine. At first that whore Nancy Reagan didn't enjoy her lot in life, but after several beatings and ten stitches in her anus she developed a liking to having several items in her anus at once. While in prostitution she rose to the top by staying on the bottom and began her research on how to control the hippie population.
After teaming up shortly with a parallel universe's strait Glen Beck from the future, she was told the key to defeating the hippies was her future husband Ronald Reagan, and the development of HIV. Unfortunately even the parallel strait Glen Beck from the future is still a stupid whiney little biatch, who is always wrong. And it all went terribly awry.
In the year 3011, the zombie whore Nancy Reagan will attempt to take over the human race with shaved spider monkeys and Asian lesbians into skat play. See Scientology.
The whore Nancy Reagan is a character in a play called reality.
Two Girls One Cup
You are such a Nancy Reagan!
Oh my god the horror their is so much skat I think I just took a Nancy Reagan!
Did your hear about Jessica, I think she is a Nancy Reagan now.
The doctors said I have Nancy Reagan disease, no saving the rectum.
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1.) The Conservative equivalent to the Liberal's Barack Obama.
2.) A figure surrounded by so much Conservative idolatry, Conservatives support water-boarding because "It's What Reagan Would've Wanted".
3.) A term used to describe the fine, fine line between "Democrat" and "Republican".
4.) The last of the Dynasty in the "Republican Party" (beginning with T. Roosevelt); helped spawn a caricature of its former self, as the party continually tries to mimic the 'Reagan Era', but to no avail (See 'Bush Administration' or 'GOP').
5.) Ties with Obama for "Most-Ado-Over-A-Human-Being-Who-Will-Always-Be-A-Mortal, No-Matter-How-You-Spin-It" Award.
6.) 40th President of the United States of America.
Conservative: "Why can't Obama be more like Ronald Reagan?"
Liberal: "Ronald Reagan was awful; he should have been more like Obama."
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