just a regular human

just a normal human being with no upsides or downsides

look, im not special. im just a regular human being.

regular-bottoms

noun
1. The call to indicate the absence of all types of bottoms including "bottoms" and "auto-bottoms" in the dice game, Four-Five-What. When called, 6 is high and 1 is low.

Synonyms: keeping one's mouth shut
Antonyms: bottoms
Origin: Latin - regularis; Old English - botm, Dutch - bodem, German - boden

2. Multiple butts that are found to be of average appeal by a group majority.

"Regular-bottoms! Eat my shorts, Sticks."

regular haircut

A generic haircut men wore from the beginning of time until the mid 1980’s when mullets came in to play.

Dougs here for the regular haircut. He has to get the regular haircut because that’s what his dads had forever