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Post-masturbation remorse for one's actions or sexual thoughts during the course of the masturbation.
Jonathan decided tasting his own cum would be hot, but after doing it he almost immediately had Jackie's remorse.
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The act of downloading a porn video, and while it is downloading you look at another video to jerk off to, after done you cancel the download and then later you wished you had it downloaded to jerk off too.
Me: Sweet I'm going to download video, i'm going to watch this in the mean time.
5 minutes later
Me: Alright I won't be needing to download this anymore.
6 hours later
Me: Porn Remorse
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When you volunteer to help with something and immediately regret doing so.
I signed up to be a chaperone for the high school band's out of town game and then had volunteer's remorse so I scribbled my name off the list.
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when after having sex with a person one starts to feel shame, disgust, or regret regarding the sex act and wishes they hadn't commited it
Upon waking up next to a donkey, still hung over, Jim starts to remember last night's events and has a serious case of fucker's remorse.
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The sudden feeling you get at your new job usually after your initial training is over. It is usually a feeling of dread and sadness.
Trainer: Okies yall Now dut yer trainin is a over grab yer box knives and head out to der floor.
Me: OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
Steven: Aha I told you that Employees Remorse would hit you like a brick.
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The feeling of regret after posting a particular item on Facebook, such as a status update, photo or video.
There's not enough likes on this post... I think I have Poster's Remorse!
In retrospect, I probably shouldn't have called that girl a whore on Facebook. Totally have poster's remorse.
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The overwhelming feelings of guilt, shame, and disgust that immediately plague your mind after ejaculating from sex or sex acts with a questionable or out-right unacceptable quality of partner. Usually accompanied by horrible worry of disease, pregnancy, and public disapproval. Sufferers of cummer’s remorse can be identified by randomly exhibiting characteristics of horrible chills while muttering things directed at themselves like, “oh my gosh”, “wtf!?!?”, and “stupid, sick fuck!”
The cummer’s remorse I felt before I even pulled my dick out of that fat bitch was unbearable!
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