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Rent a Friend

A person who is really rich and has to buy their friends gifts in order to keep them. In other words they rent their friends and pay them in gifts to keep them.

She has no real friends since she buys them things to keep them. She probably calls 1-800-RNT-FRND to Rent a Friend.

by kuh-rissie December 21, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rent-Head

group for those obsessed with Jonathon Larson's RENT. Known to frequently talk about how horrible the movie was, quote the show, listen to the soundtrack for hours on end, and break into song. May write fanfiction about the characters, and often relates everything and anything back to Rent.

Non-Rent-Head1: I love Ben and Jerry's icecream!
Non-Rent-Head2: Me too! I like all the cows on the logo...
Rent-Head: Cow? Moo? MOO WITH ME! Only thing to do is jump over the moon!

or

Non-Rent-Head: Oh, crud, the power's out!
Rent-Head: LIKE WITH MARK AND ROGER! OMG!

by Ironic. September 15, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rent a Bum

A lazy ass temp your company hires to help with work. A lazy ass temp who takes excessive breaks.

When asked by the supervisor where all the additional help was, i told him the Rent a Bums were still on break.

by KIMBERLY SHIPLEY April 25, 2008

14๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


rent boy

(Respectfully) a homosexual, perhaps participating in prostitution.

(M scores a goal on a football video game).
M: Yes, fucking yes, eat that, K-!
K: Sit down, you fucking rent boy.

by J Dane May 15, 2006

136๐Ÿ‘ 84๐Ÿ‘Ž


rent-a-cop

fat cops who are basically useless for nothing else but staking out smoking areas on school campuses and getting hard off of couples making out at the mall. easy to outrun and distracted by loud noises.

the "undercover" rent-a-cops at duxbury high school who sit at onion hill in thier van (not a cruiser) watching for kids saying under thier breath, "make my day."

by k.zazzle March 20, 2007

144๐Ÿ‘ 91๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rent-a-cop

or rent-a-pig

a uniformed security guard

The guy was mad because he was caught shoplifting by a "rent-a-cop."

by Light Joker September 16, 2004

127๐Ÿ‘ 80๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rent-a-cop

A security guard privately hired to walk around a mall, school, concert, event, etc...
Usually rent-a-cops think they are better than everyone else, but usually have very sorry lives. A rent-a-cop usually sees no excitement in his job, so he will bust u for pretty much anything, just for fun

steve: that damn rent-a-cop yelled at me for giving my girlfriend a hug.

dale: oh yeah, that guy hates public displays or affection.

steve: a hug is a public display of affection?

dale: to a rent-a-cop it is!

by larry latte July 11, 2008

78๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž