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Whole Body Return

Whole Body is a beautifully run and managed department in the establishment of Whole Foods Market. There is also a section called Whole Body Return, where you return purchased items from that department you don't want. Whole Body Return is also used as a metaphor when others feel they're being treated wrong as if their vessel/body doesn't matter.

Whole Foods Employee 1: You know, you make me feel like a Whole Body Return.
Whole Foods Employee 2: Damn, I do? I'm sorry if I made you feel that way.

by lordknosdisciple1 November 30, 2022


The Great Cans Of No Return

Epic, legendary, and Mythological Cans of Whup-ass so powerful that once deployed would effectively end all known civilization. Not even the Illuminati would be able to return and recover from such an ass whupping.

The Great Cans of No return, are not to be taken lightly. They will end your ass!

by Ornery Gorrilla January 28, 2015


The Oden's Return to Sender

After performing The Oden on a fortunate female, you send the severed head to the female's place of residence. Its funny because, not only is the severed head decaying in a box, but nobody's gonna be home to open the perishing package.

I sent "The Oden's Return to Sender" first class priority mail yesterday. The package better arrive at her place tomorrow or I'm gonna be pissed with the post office!

by Old Norse Γ•thinn November 20, 2006

8πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Cow return grass

A joke between the totally rad CaptainSparklez, the quite rad Karacorvus, and the not rad, but still pretty cool X33N, where they played a minecraft map made by the genius Henzoid, when Karacorvus had to describe a clock.

COW RETURN GRASS. COW RETURN GRASS!!

by CaptainRooster8 April 11, 2022

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Return to Castle Wolfenstein

Modern revisit to the classic dawn of id software, and a stark change from the originals of the series (like Wolfenstein 3D). True to the FPS format, RtCW takes B.J Blazkowicz back to Nazi Germany, working for the Office of Secret Actions, where he must escape his dungeon prison Castle Wolfenstein, uncover the secret projects of the SS (e.g. the Venom gun and the the Super Soldier project), and eventually return to the castle to defeat the Nazi's ultimate weapon: the reincarnated Heinrich.

RtCW gives a modern spin on the Wolfenstein series and features many actual weapons and figureheads of the era (Colt 1911, Luger, Himmler) and several ficticious creations (the Venom, Tesla, and Lopers).

by Wasser_Spiegel July 2, 2005

39πŸ‘ 50πŸ‘Ž


Free return milking

When you go to home depot to buy expensive tools and use them for 29 days on various jobs then return them on the 30th day just so you dont have to pay for the tools. The reason you would do this is if you need to startup a home reno or gardening business but didnt have all the money upfront to invest in tools.

dude starting a business is so hard i have to invest in a mower 1200, a polesaw 800, a sawzal 200, rakes 100, leafblower but im fucking broke right now.
just take advantage of free return milking at home depot just pay with your credit card.

by BeatMeatRepeat April 11, 2022


Return from the Dead

When you die, and then you come back to life. Or in films a character is assumed dead when he/she is not dead. That character then shows themself alive.

Rafe McCawly "returns from the Dead" in Pearl Harbor, after being shot down in Europe.
Freddy Krueger has a constant return from the dead thing.
Jesus Christ returned from the dead

by Jedi_Master01 September 25, 2008