A young man that like men, normally ones with black hair and look depressed
Wow, i think that guy is a reuben beasley
A person who is extremely retarded and likes rolling down the hill with a girl called Isabella.
Reuben Teo is a retard.
Reuben parry’s are people that like women that look like men and are usually very fat and have shit long hair
Did you hear about that guy he went out with a person called Taylor and she looks like a man, he’s such a Reuben parry
A raging reuben is an exciting sexual maneuver that requires considerable strength, control, and planning. The steps to performing the raging reuben (or just the rueben) are as follows:
1. Assume a standing 69 position as you are reaching climax.
2. Finish.
3. Remove your genitalia from your partners mouth. (Very important as not doing so could result in serious bodily injury.)
4. Piledriver!
When performed correctly, the rueben builds upon the already powerful sexual tension, and allows you to incorporate aspects of amateur wrestling.
John: "I gave my wife a Raging Reuben during intercourse last night. She went straight to sleep."
Slang term for performing oral sex on a woman.
Dave- "So how'd the date go dude?"
Tom- "Fucking fantastic! We saw a movie and went back to her place for dinner."
Dave-"Nice, what'd you have for dinner?"
Tom-"Lets just say I ordered the reuben."
The act of taking 10 men at the same time, through all means. The one person (the Reuben) will be led down submissively whilst 10 men proceed to perform sexual acts on the person simultaneously.
I was doing a Reuben the other day, 10 men and a lot of mess