This is 'code' for "I'm going to the Beach and can't let anyone know why I'm not signed onto Sametime".
Sorry, there is a Power Surge in Puerto Rico, I got kicked off Sametime because of a power surge. Really, bad thunderstorm here in sunny Puerto Rico, Google it.
This is what you may say when you are going to the beach instead of working.
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COUNTERPART TO BUCK BRONSONS BROWN EYED SLIDER
1. when you quickly shoot out a bunch of skiunny little guys out of your butthole and they are all floating around like chicken with their heads cut off and while you did so, water splashed all upon your ass.
2. in accompaniment to this, if you say a red eyed "bomb" this meand you kickstarted it with a fart.
3. also, when you say "with a cup of tea" thios means you peed after u lewt all the rascals out.
4. if it is a "no wiper" meaning it came out so fast that you only wipe 1-3 times, then you say it was "on a slippery slope"
5. when you are in a public restorrm and the floor has piss all over it and you dont line the seat or take your pants off and hang them on the hook this is called "living dangerously".
6. however when you do take your pants off, this is called, "doing the no pants dance"
7. lastly, when you and your poop buddy have to poop, you say "we have to have a meeting".
1. so, what was is, buck, nay, cornelious rico's red eyed rascals!
2. who did u have a meeting with? buck bronsons brown eyed bomb.
3. "buck bronsons brown eyed bomb with a cup of tea"
4. "buck bronsons brown eyed bomb with a cup of tea, on a slippery slope"
5. so how many lays of toilet paper did u put down? and was there piss on the floor?
ya, but i was living dangerously...
6. there was a shit load of piss on the floor, so i had to do the no pants dance.
7. ive been holding this thing in all day, we have to go have a meeting soon.
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A few guys get together. They start drinking some kind of alcohol in small glasses (preferably hard alcohol). They throw on a cheesy DVD and don't really watch it but talk through it. If they see something good in the dvd, one or all of them yell out, "Ah Puerto Rico...uh ohhhhhh!!" and then drink.
Hey Steve... tell Mark that tonight we will have a "Ah Puerto Rico...uh ohhhhhh!!"
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When someone goes Puerto Rico on someone or when someone goes to Puerto Rico during sex, it means that she/he/div. licked the other person's genitals-more specifically the other's person asshole, because the person goes singing "ay ay ay (Puerto Rico)" from the excitement.
-So, how did it go last night?
-She/he/div. went Puerto Rico on me.
Or
She/he/div. went to Puerto Rico on me and I was like "ay ay ay".
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1) (n) A faux moustache; made up of little particles of your sexual partners feces. Similar in nature to the Dirty Sanchez, but the feces must be applied with the pinky.
2) (n) The name of a West Coast based glass blower.
1)
"I shouldn't check that wound, because I just finished giving Jim a messy dirty Rico."
2)
"This Dirty Rico hits flammmmeee bruhh."
SomeJuan who wears a red and black jacket as he smacks me right now for writing this definition
Juan Hernandez-Rico get your red and black jacket out of the kitchen