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1.) A good city with HOT WOMEN, but a very LARGE crime rate. They were thinking about putting up a wall to trap escaping bullets from the downtown area of the city, but instead lifted all speed limits so that travelers could go faster without being shot.
Brazilian A: Let's do a driveby!
Brazilian B: We can't since the speed limit was lifted. People drive way to fast, and I can't even hit them
Brazilian A: Fuck you, man
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A Mexican born professional wrestler currently working for the WWE company on Friday Night Smackdown. He beat Rey Mysterio in his debut match and continued to attack him in another Raw episode causing The Ultimate Underdog Rey Mysterio to be out of action for about a month. Alberto Del Rio is also known for having his own personal ring announcer to introduce him.
John Cena: Hey Hunter did you hear about Alber.. ro.. what's him name again?
HHH: It's Alberto Del Rio. He beat that little Mysterio. He loves sending people to the hospital.
Y2J *interrupts*: More like me sending you both down the drain along with the other hypocrites and parasites!
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A private school that teaches grades from 6th to 12th. Is connected to Pearl Prep, Mount Kare, and Kare Park. Stop confusing the logo for the hope’s peak high one.
Guy 1: what school do you go to?
Guy 2: oh, I go to rio hondo prep
Guy 1: oh
Third member of Mad Trigger Crew
Very intelligent and adaptable and with a very firm moral compass. He also engages in so called "survival cooking", a controversial practice in which he cooks the things he hunts. His expertise in cooking has gained him the title of " malewife" among the fandom
Rio Mason Busujima has the fattest tits in the entire HypMic cast
An adjective denoting high levels faggotry.
Why that is Jack Del Rio gay.
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pat jones is a faggot cause jack del rio is awesome and he coached the jaguars to their first winning season since 1999
I wish i had a coach like jack del rio
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At one time a famous tobacco place in Cuba. Now it’s a term for a retarded Cuban.
In Pinar Del Rio they built a massive soccer stadium out of concrete . They only problem is that , when they finished the stadium. They couldn’t get the concrete mixer out of the stadium. Stupid right ?
So here in Florida no Cuban will admit the are from Pinar Del Rio . It’s like being a dumb ass from Poland . So one could say
Poland and Pinar Del Rio are the same in stories or jokes .
“ What do you call four Cubans floating on a door that was made in Pinar Del Rio going toward Miami ? “
Quatro Sinko !!
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